Thursday, August 27th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Today I ran across this quote from a philosopher by the
name of Bertrand Russell:
“The point of philosophy is to start with something so
simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with
something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.”
After reading this quote I began to think about what
Russell meant… and then I got a nose bleed. It’s my
college philosophy class all over again.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket.
As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the
store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them,
but they were able to get away into the back of the store.
There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police
officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says “meow” in a
high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat
in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says “woof” in
a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be
a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts “potato” to
the officer.
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Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her
thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.
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