THE DAILY GROANER – Friday, March 12th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

The snow has MELTED!!! I am so excited. I really missed
the grass. The bright green color. The smell of fresh cut
grass. It’s wonderful. It reminds me of fun summers in the
backyard.

Wait a minute. With the snow melting and the grass exposed
that can mean only one thing: Spring is coming! And with
that, I’m going to have to start cutting the grass again.
Oh, crap!

I need snow. Lots Of SNOW!!! Let It SNOW! SNOW!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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