Good Morning Groanies,

Can you believe that I’ve been married for a whole month
already? I still can’t believe it. I have to keep asking
Stacy if we really did get married because it felt so
surreal.

I don’t know why marriage gets such a bad rap. I really
enjoy being married. It’s truly one of the greatest
experiences of my life. And it’s who you’re with that
makes it great.

And I’m sure their are a lot of readers out there that
bet I wouldn’t make it a month. Well, it is time for you
to pay up. No, really. I need that money. Stacy spends
money like a drunken sailor on a three day pass.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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