THE DAILY GROANER – Friday, February 26th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

I’m at a loss for words today… except the few that I
have just written.

Good day to you.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Two women were talking at a party, and one said, “Look at
that awful-looking man over there… isn’t he hideous? I
think he must be the most unattractive man I’ve ever seen
in my life!”

“That happens to be my husband!” said the second icily.

“Oh dear,” said the first, covered in confusion, “I’m so
sorry.”

To which the unfortunate wife replied, “YOU’RE sorry?”

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Q: What do you call a camel with no humps?

A: Humphrey.

Q: Do you know how to make ice water?

A: Take an onion and a knife, cut the onion and your ice
water!

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