THE DAILY GROANER – Friday, November 13th 2009

Good Morning Groanies,

I have some important news. There are going to be a few
changes to this lovely newsletter starting with the next
issue… on Monday.

First, The Daily Groaner will no longer be mailing daily.
The Groaner will start mailing three times a week. Mondays,
Wednesday, and Fridays.

And lastly, The Groaner Video newsletter will NOT be mail-
ing after Wednesday’s edition (Nov. 11th). Don’t worry,
the Daily Groaner will provide a rather humorous and
entertaining video clip once a week for your dining and
dancing pleasure.

And don’t forget to follow the Daily Groaner on Twitter:
http://twitter.com/DailyGroaner

So dry your eyes my little Groanies. I’ll be back on
Monday with more of my humor, thoughts, tuna casserole
recipes, and jokes that will make you chuckle and then
feel shame.

Wait, tuna casserole? Where did that come from?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Email Steve: mailto:groaner@gophercentral.com

Now You Can Follow the Daily Groaner on Twitter:
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Looking for a Laugh? You’ll find them on EVTV1.com:
http://www.evtv1.com/humor.aspx

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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets
stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on
the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on
the floor of the car.

He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the priest.

The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s
done it again!”

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Q: What do cows give after an earthquake?

A: Milk shakes.

Q: What did the dryer say to the washer?

A: Let’s go for a spin.

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