THE DAILY GROANER – Monday, March 8th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

It’s weird, but I’ve been thinking about the past. I can’t
get over the fact that time moves so fast. Kids grow up,
styles change, cultures grow. Things change so fast it’s
scary.

It felt like just yesterday I was waking up in my Iron Man
pajamas, eating cereal with marshmallow, playing with my
toys on the living room carpet, watching cartoons, enjoy-
ing a juice box and taking a nap. I could swear that I
did all of that just like it was yesterday. Oh, wait…
that was yesterday.

Juice boxes rule!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was
driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car
with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks
“I can outrun this guy,” so he floors it and the race is
on. The cars are racing down the highway — 60, 70, 80,
90 miles an hour.

Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures
“What the heck,” and gives up. He pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches
the car. He leans down and says “Listen mister, I’ve had
a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a
good excuse and I’ll let you go.”

The man thought for a moment and said… “Three weeks ago,
my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your
cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought that you were
the officer and that you were trying to give her back to
me!”

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Q: What would you name a dog with no legs?

A: Marlboro since, every nite, you have to take him out
for a drag!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb up and tree and act like a nut!

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