THE DAILY GROANER – Wednesday, February 24th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

First, thanks to all for wishing my dad a happy birthday.

Second, Monday Night Television. The 2010 Winter Olympics
or The Bachelor? What did you watch?

Did you tuned in to see some of the world’s greatest
athletes strive for the most treasured prize in all of
sports… or did you watch a bunch of last-call skanks try
to dry-hump their way into the charmless arms of a douche
in the hopes of true love and romance… and the possibility
for their own reality show? What did you watch?

And last, but not least, 3 is the magic number.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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A: Because their horns don’t work.

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