THE DAILY GROANER – Monday, February 8th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

For some reason the entire office was engaged in a conver-
sation concerning bowling alleys. What was specifically
mentioned about bowling alleys, I couldn’t tell you, but
the one thing I do remember was Clean Laffs Joe saying,
“Bowling alleys are gross. They smell like LYSOL and feet.”

Then I chimed in and offered, “So then that would mean my
grandma’s house is a bowling alley.”

They all can’t be winners, folks.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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A husband & wife had a human cannonball act in the circus.

One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband
was extremely dejected. The strong man asked him what he
was going to do. “This is a disaster,” the husband answer-
ed, I don’t know where I’m going to find another woman of
her caliber.”

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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?

A: He sold his soul to Santa.

Q: Why did the belt go to jail?

A: Because it held up a pair of pants!

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