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I Miss College

August 5th, 2009

Good Morning Groanies,

Did you ever roll around in barbecue sauce and then jump
into a pile of fire ants?

Man, I miss college.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Looking for a Laugh?
You’ll find them on EVTV1.com: Humor Video Clips

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A man and his clone were walking along the rim of the
Grand Canyon.

The man and his clone were identical except for one thing
- the clone loved to use foul language.

The man didn’t want to listen to his clone ranting all
day, everyday, using that kind of language, so he pushed
his clone over the rim.

That resulted in the first obscene clone-fall.

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Q: After the flash on his camera malfunctioned, what did
Satan get back from the drugstore?

A: Prints of darkness.

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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