THE DAILY GROANER – Wednesday, December 9th 2009

Good Morning Groanies,

Here is a list of things I don’t quite understand:

1. Ugg Boots
2. Dressing Up One’s Dog In Clothes
3. Vitamin Water
4. Guys Referring To Other Guys As “Bro”
5. Talking On The Phone While Going To The Bathroom
6. Cats As Pets
7. Children (Ages 3-8) With Their Own Cell Phone
8. Wearing Shorts Outdoors In The Winter
9. Baby Talk
10. When Someone Asks You If They Can Ask You A Question

I don’t know why I can’t grasp these concepts, but maybe
it’s better that way. I think that will be all for now.
My head really hurts.

Have a good one.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all
brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend
bowling tournament in Atlanta.

The brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus. The
blonde team rides on the top level.

The brunette team down below is partying having a great
time, when one of them realizes she doesn’t hear anything
from the blondes upstairs.

She decides to get up and investigate. When the brunette
reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear,
staring straight ahead at the road, and clutching the
seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The brunette asks, “What the heck’s going on up here?
We’re having a great time downstairs!”

One of the blondes looks up at her, swallows hard and
says, “YEAH, BUT YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER!”

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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Snowflakes!

Q: What is the cow’s holiday greeting?

A: Mooooory Christmas.

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