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THE DAILY GROANER – Monday, November 2nd 2009

Good Morning Groanies,

Today I experienced quite a remarkable event. I was told
the worst lie I have ever heard in my life. I asked a co-
worker when her birthday was and this is what this liar
said, “I Don’t Have A Birthday.” That has to be the worst
lie of all-time.

What is the goofiest, weirdest, worst lie you have ever
heard or have told? What can I say, I’m a curious guy.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for
a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. “Why not,” asks the golf
club.

“You’ll be driving later,” replies the bartender.

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Q: Why did the math book visit the doctor?

A: Because it had problems.

Q: Why are cakes similar to baseball teams?

A: They both need good batters.

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