THE DAILY GROANER – Tuesday, October 21st 2009

Good Morning Groanies,

It seems that the furnace at home was not doing its job.
When Stacy and I woke up this morning the temperature
was a frosty 57 degrees.

I’m sure it would work much better if I had turned the
freakin’ thing on. I’m a handy guy.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Email Steve: mailto:groaner@gophercentral.com

Looking for a Laugh? You’ll find them on EVTV1.com:
http://www.evtv1.com/humor.aspx

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A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive thirty-year-
old single malts and has the bartender line them up in
front of him. Then, without pausing, he downs each one.

“Whew,” the bartender remarks, “you seem to be in a hurry.”

“You would be, too, if you had what I have.”

“What do you have?” the bartender sympathetically asks.

“Fifty cents.”

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Q: Why couldn’t the athlete listen to his music?

A: Because he broke the record!

Q: Where should you put the officers in a military
orchestra?

A: In the brass section.

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