THE DAILY GROANER – Friday, March 19th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

Today is my brother Joe’s birthday. He’s turning… a year
old today. I still haven’t gotten him a birthday present
yet. It is so hard to buy gifts for him. He doesn’t like
anything and if he does like something then it’s a mystery
to me and if you ask him what he wants he says he doesn’t
know.

Maybe I should buy him a gift card for… see I don’t even
know where he likes to shop. This is tough.

I guess I’ll just get him some white tube socks. That was
his favorite present at last Christmas. No, I can’t get him
tube socks.

Well, what I decide to get him has to be better than last
years gift, an invisible dog leash, one of those beer
dispensing plastic helmets, a box of Golden Grahams, and a
framed poster of Erik Estrada signed by the ‘Ponch’ him-
self.

Oh man, that was awesome gift! How am I going to top that?
I’m so screwed.

Happy Birthday little brother!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Two old men meet while tottering around the park on their
morning constitutional.

“Irving, how are you?” asks one, patting his friend on the
arm.

“Terrible, terrible,” mutters Irving. “My memory’s going.
For instance, I can’t remember whether it was you or your
brother who died.”

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A: Jack.

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