THE DAILY GROANER – Monday, February 15th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Ya know what’s weird? When you wear the same clothes for
an entire week you begin to have trouble remembering what
day it is. Is it Wednesday or is it Saturday?
This happens to me at least six or seven weeks out of the
year. Today’s Monday, right?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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One day a truckload of fertilizer went by this farm where
a young boy lived.
The boy stopped the truck and asked the driver, “What are
you going to use this fertilizer for?”
The man said, “For my strawberries.”
The boy replied, “Well at my place we put sugar and cream
on our strawberries.”
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.
Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: So, what’s your point?
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