Good Morning Groanies,

No good can come from this. Right now, as you read this,
it is happening. I knew this day would come, but I thought
that I could prepare for it. Oh, how wrong I was.

A horrible occurrence such as this doesn’t happen all of
the time, but when it does…

I’m scared. I don’t know how I’m going to make it through.
Please, tell me everything is going to be just fine.
Please!?

I don’t even want to tell you what is causing me to ramble
crazily on and on much like Kevin McCarthy’s character in
“Invasion of the Body Snatchers”. I just can’t do it. It’s
horrible.

Oh, I can’t take it. If you must know… Stacy is taking
full advantage of summer clearance and back to school
clothing sales. She has credit cards!

Oh, the HUMANITY!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Two skeletons used by the professor of anatomy found them-
selves stowed away in a dusty closet. After several weeks
of boredom one turned to the other and asked, “What are we
doing shut up in here anyway?”

“Got me,” admitted his companion. “If we had any guts we’d
bust out of here.”

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Q: What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?

A: A box of quackers.

Q: What do astronauts put on their sandwiches?

A: Launch meat.

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