Good Morning Groanies,
I have a great groaner I just thought up. Let me know what
you think.
Q: What’s the deal with poker players?
A: Usually, five cards.
That’s good stuff.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: What do you say to a chicken before they go on stage?
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