Good Morning Groanies,

I have never really been a do-it-yourself kind of guy when
it comes to home repairs and things of that nature, but
now that I have a house and a yard I’ve decided to give it
a try.

Just yesterday I weed-whacked, cut the grass, patched up
some holes in a window screen, took care of an insect
problem and even fixed the lock on the gate. I got quite
a bit accomplished.

Today, my tasks will include re-doing all of yesterdays
work correctly with the help of my dad because I did know
what the hell I was doing. Well, the yard looks pretty
good. It’s grass, it will grow back.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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