Good Morning Groanies,

I really appreciate all of the advice that has been filling
up my inbox since yesterday morning. I made notes on
reception ideas, the DJ, the wedding cake and quite a few
things that slipped my mind. Thanks again.

My personal favorite piece of… “advice” was this wonderful
nugget.

What is the big deal about your wedding? You are just
legalizing the life style you have been living for some
time.
- Joan

Joan, thanks for your well-wishes and just so we’re clear,
you’re not invited, you party pooper. I hope it’s not a big
deal.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Email Steve

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for her.”

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Q: Who wears a black mask and always smells great?

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Q: What did the clock say to the watch?

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