Good Morning Groanies,

I gorged myself again at the Thanksgiving Eat-A-Thon. I
don’t remember too much because I was in and out of
conscientiousness quite often. However, I do remember the
turkey, the stuffing, the bacon buns, the loosening of my
belt, the warm apple pie, the belching and… I think
that’s about it.

Oh, I remember something else. When I couldn’t chew under
my own power someone was moving my jaw for me. I’m pretty
sure it was Stacy. It was Stacy because she said, “Steve,
you can’t swallow those biscuits whole!”

I hope your Thanksgiving was as fun and filling as mine.

Have a great weekend. Good Digestion.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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