Good Morning Groanies,

Here is a great joke from Jethro, the author of the
extremely popular ezine ‘Phunny Pictures’.

Q: What Is A Rednecks Favorite Halloween Activity?

A: Pump-Kin.

Jethro, that’s so true… so I’ve heard!

Happy Halloween! Enjoy and be safe.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Top Ten Halloween Things That Sound Dirty but Aren’t

10. She’s a goblin.

9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack.

8. Let me see your bag… Oh! your having a great night.

7. Just get on your knees and bob your head.

6. She’s got a nice couple of pumpkins on her porch.

5. If you just lick it, it will last longer.

4. Show me your Jujubes and I’ll show you my Zag Nuts.

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.

2. You scared me stiff.

1. He’s got candy spread out on the floor.

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Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?

A: She bats her eyes.

Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?

A: Mali-boo.

Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?

A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.