Good Morning Groanies,

I’ve been reading a book for the past few weeks. It’s been
weird since I haven’t really read a book since high school.
And this particular book doesn’t have pop-up pictures or
feature superheroes, tights and words like BLAM or ZAP.

I miss reading. I wish I read more. It’s just hard because
I have no attention span.

What was I talking about?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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