Good Morning Groanies,

Another week has come and gone. I’ve got myself a three day
weekend ahead of me. That’s right, the Daily Groaner will
not be mailing on Monday, due to Monday being Labor Day,
but I’ll be back on Tuesday.

I have a nice relaxing few days ahead of me. I can’t wait.
It is going to be full of barbecue, swimming, bean bags,
old movies, visiting my folks, visiting my soon to be
in-laws, sleeping, pants-less fun. Not necessarily in
that order.

Have a great weekend and I’ll see you soon.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Glow In The Dark Door Knob Grippers (Set of 2)

Normal Price: $7.99
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Get Two Packs (4 grippers) for $4.98

You’ll always be able to find the door with these innovative
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In each package you get a set of 2 door knob grippers.
Molded with prominent ridges, it makes it easier to grip
and turn slippery round door knobs, whether you use your
hand, fist or elbow!

Their non-skid, cushiony texture gives a comfortable, pain-
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Did you hear about the new comic book super hero?

He’s half man and half cow.

He’s just one of those unexpected Moooooo-tations.

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ROBOTIC LED BOOK LIGHT

Store Price: $7.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.49 or two for $3.98

This is so cool… You can light up your book papers, lap-
top and more anywhere you go… on the plane, in a meeting
or in bed. Plus the LED light better for your eyes, reduces
eye strain.

DETAILS:
* Super bright LED light
* Light opens with touch of a button
* Adjustable light angle
* Portable Take with you anywhere

Get one of these for just $2.49. BONUS: Save even more when
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A: Climb up and tree and act like a nut!

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments
to his exorcism?

A: He was repossessed.